Squatch Hard Movie Parody Bigfoot Tee
$24.00
Yippee-ki-yay, Squatch fans. Squatch Hard is our Christmas action-movie parody starring Bigfoot in a battered tank top and mirrored aviators, a lit-up holiday wreath under one arm while the office tower behind him glows brighter than the tree. Now he has a wreath. Ho-ho-ho. He never wanted to work the holiday party, but somebody has to keep the cabin safe, and he is not letting anyone crash Squatchmas. Is it a Christmas movie? He says yes, and nobody argues with a seven-foot guy in aviators. Big feet, bigger attitude and the most hair-raising Bigfoot Christmas shirt under the tree. A soft, classic crew-neck tee with our footprint medallion on the right sleeve. A funny Sasquatch Christmas gift for cryptid fans, movie buffs and the hairiest one on your list, from our Bigfoot at the Movies line at TheSquatchShop.com. Free shipping on orders of $60+. Pick your size from the menu and check the size chart for fit.
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